Friday, November 19, 2010

MY BAD: THE CASSETTE TAPE ERA (2000 to 2001)

SONG: CHRISTMAS ON THE PLANET OF THE APES


It was the new millennium, and like their country, which was changing around them, it was a new beginning for Paul and Mason. That summer, the duo made the decision to change their name to Catscan, because Earwacks was a pretty stupid, awful name. The band still found it difficult to produce anything, however, given the fact that they had no means of recording.

Finally, in October of that same year, with one drum and a small keyboard, the band wrote and performed their first song at the town community center near the bike path, in hopes that passersby might hear their music. Next, they went to Paul's grandma's house and recorded the song along with others they had written in shop class on an old dual cassette deck they found in her basement. This first recording, My Bad, the title itself an apology for the lack of quality both sonically and technically, marks Catscan's very first album. The first copy ever was sold for a half-pack of gum to one of their peers in that very same shop class at Henry David Thoreau Middle School.

For their next album, which was also written and recorded in a single day, Catscan recruited Mason's close friend, Eric Randall, to play guitar and sing back-up. Eric also worked closely with Mason in writing and recording The Joy of the Guitar, which celebrated Catscan's first rock instrument. Paul was mysteriously absent from this session. Catscanime and its follow-up, Nebulicious, were never released for reasons unknown today. Eric unfortunately left the band due to "creative differences" after the Nebulicious session.

Once again a duo, Catscan continued to release marginally higher quality cassette tapes which they sold for actual money; three dollars each.

The Rocket Party, an end-of-the-school-year celebration, was the first of many blunderous, ill-received public performances by the band during their early years. This was due in part to their shoddy equipment and audiences filled with disruptive and unforgiving pre-teens who literally sabotaged the band mid-performance. It seemed that the Gods, like their peers, were against them. Another gig opportunity came when Paul's sister invited them to perform at her high school graduation pool party. This second live outing was better received, perhaps due to the slightly more forgiving and mostly non-disruptive older audience, who were likely pre-occupied with water noodles.

Catscan found guidance in two mentors, Jon Carroll and Richard Sanger. Carroll, an old family friend, donated old recording equipment as well as sage advice which vastly improved the band's sound. Sanger, Paul and Mason's middle school band director, taught them music theory and the importance of discipline in performance. Without a doubt, they were the two most influential adults on the impressionable boys, aside from Mason's supportive parents who gave up their basement for the cause.

The band's sound was maturing exponentially. Each release was better than the last in songwriting, production, and performance. By the time their last cassette, C:/Robo-Stick, was released, Catscan felt it had developed far enough to abandon the already outdated medium of the cassette tape, and move onto compact discs.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

EARWACKS: THE PRE-CATSCANBRIAN ERA (1996 to 2000)



Listen to NARRATION

Mason Daniel Shelby. Raised in historic Vienna, Virginia, he was one of two twin boys born to David Arthur Shelby and his wife Allison Larie in October of '87. Always a curious child, his initial interest in insects ironically developed into a paralyzing phobia. Mason loved to draw and longed to one day be a cartoonist. At an early age, young Mason worked as an understudy beneath some of Vienna's foremost pianists. Though it ‘twas trying at times, the experience planted a musical seed which began to grow and grow.

Paul Nicholas Tsiaperas. The son of a draperymund, John Keith Tsiaperas, and poet, Denise Devries, little Paul was the youngest of three. Though he had a penchant for causing trouble in the classroom, he was a moderately bright boy who used his right brain more often than his left. Against his will, Paul was enrolled in the school wind instrument corps and studied euphonium, the tuba's unpopular cousin. He liked orca whales and dreamt of becoming a marine biologist. These interests would one day inspire some of his magnum opuses.

Paul and Mason met in Mrs. Simpson's kindergarten class at Cunningham Park Elementary School but only became close friends in the third grade when the two collaborated on a rain forest themed science poster. This was the tiny spark which started the fire of comradery and a friendship which would last a lifetime. The two proceeded to work on an extracurricular project, The Book, which was a collection of short stories and poems by some of the more creative students in their class. There were several volumes of The Book, all which, unfortunately, have been lost in time. However, the spirit and verve with which the boys wrote and illustrated The Books was just a glimpse of their future glory.

In the sixth grade, during an otherwise uneventful lunch hour, Paul nonchalantly proposed an idea which started simply as a means to woo their female classmates.

"My friend Mason, Dude, we should start a band. Your faithful friend, P. N. Tsiaperas, Esquire"

Mason liked Paul's suggestion, and though the two possessed no instruments and little knowledge of songwriting, they began composing simple melodies and lyrics under the moniker Earwacks. Their debut album and hit single was to be named Q-Tip. Other titles included Fast Food, You Tore My Heart Out, and Scooters. Although no songs were ever recorded and no documents from that period remain, this was truly the pre-cursor to Catscan.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

My Bad 2010: Ten Years of Catscan

THE HISTORY OF THE BAND - IN TWELVE PARTS!

Tune in to the Internet Mondays and Fridays for your bi-weekly installments as narrated by Arthur "Big Daddy" Shelby, featuring new recordings of ancient songs and other rare artifacts from each era.

Episode 1 - EARWACKS: The Pre-Catscanbrian Era
Episode 2 - MAD BAD: The Cassette Tape Era
Episode 3 - ARMS RACE: The Little Band Era
Episode 4 - BOOYA: The Jeff Smith Era
Episode 5 - BRITISH INVASION: The Transitional Era
Episode 6 - MANIFEST DESTINY: The Powerhouse Era
Episode 7 - SEPARATION: The Absentee Era
Episode 8 - THE FUTURE: The Unknown Era

ABCDE! A Big Catscan Decennial Extravaganza on December 18th

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

CATSCAN RETURNS TO JAMMIN' JAVA... MAYBE


Catscan once performed at the now legendary Jammin' Java six years ago... today, we were asked to return on July 21st, 2010.

There is a catch- we need to sell at least 20 tickets for the show. I am not sure whether or not this is doable, so I am putting this out there to see how much interest there'd be in seeing Catscan perform at Jammin' Java if you had to pay like $8.

Calling all fans! Calling all friends! Calling everyone!! Can you help us in our time of need?

http://www.jamminjava.com